This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories
god
Crying.
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My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
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when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
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Lmaoo i wish i could use microsoft paint this good
I’m crying.
Done
That last one tho
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Little people
> This is actually pretty damn awesome. I hope one day to find one of these.
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GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
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The Hangover: The Simpson Did It [click for full comparison]
What happens in Vegas, also happened on The Simpsons.
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Doped & Swagged Dashboard ?
follow me on Tumblr ✝
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ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
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